Text Scams and More

More text scams and a couple from lazy Russians.
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Hey hottie, I saw you on a dating site sometime last week, i got sum dirtypic 4 ya..

txt my num real fast its 91491 nine seven 016.

I’m just a 23 year old gal. Im lookin to meet new friends and maybe hookup.
sms me when you get a moment please.

whats’s up hottie, I saw you on a dating site sometime last week, i got sum goodpics for ya..message my numbr real quick its +15868028556

my digits are 1.734.627.3748. Im just a 25 year old gal. I’m lookin to meet new people and maybe hookup.
sms me when u get a moment please

Whats’s up hottie, I saw you on a match site sometime last week, i got sum freakypics 4 you..

sms my num real quick its 63169373 nine one.

Im just a 25 year old female. I’m looking to meet new guys and maybe hookup.
txt me if you get a chance please.
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A regular old fashioned scam from Russia. Sadly no photo.

Good afternoon my dear friend!

I am the beginner in the Internet also was the first attempt to find friends in the Internet. I feel slightly uncertainly.
I was registered on this site and found your structure. It is interesting to me to learn you closer.
I have overlooked to speak you about myself. My name Elena and I am 26 years. I live in small city of Russia.
I hope that it does not frighten you. My opinion has no value for you, but I want that you knew that I have only the good relation to you and your country.
I want that you wrote to me on my personal address – ysevunyzax@yandex.ru

I shall hope that you write to me very soon. I shall send necessarily to you my some photos when you will write to me! And I also want to see your photos.
I sincerely wait for your letter. Do not overlook ysevunyzax@yandex.ru

Sincerely yours Elena

Good afternoon my dear friend!

I am the beginner in the Internet also was the first attempt to find friends in the Internet. I feel slightly uncertainly.
I was registered on this site and found your structure. It is interesting to me to learn you closer.
I have overlooked to speak you about myself. My name Elena and I am 26 years. I live in small city of Russia.
I hope that it does not frighten you. My opinion has no value for you, but I want that you knew that I have only the good relation to you and your country.
I want that you wrote to me on my personal address – ikyxune@yandex.ru

I shall hope that you write to me very soon. I shall send necessarily to you my some photos when you will write to me! And I also want to see your photos.
I sincerely wait for your letter. Do not overlook ikyxune@yandex.ru

Sincerely yours Elena

babylove@supergmail.com Yuliya = Scam

Hello! I do not know what to write in this letter. I write for the first time the letter to the person on the Internet.
I worry and hesitate a little. I the lonely girl search for the partner for a life and for family creation.
You are lonely? You search for the partner for a life and for family creation? I search for the significant other.
I wish to find the person, Which will love and respect me. And you very much have interested me.
I wish to get acquainted with you more close. My name is Yuliya. I have added my photo so you can see me.
If you are interested by dialogue, that please write.
I very much hope, that you will answer me. babylove@supergmail.com cijycago@jhkaeakaczkafjcg.eeaglera.biz

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Nigel Farage for President of the United Kingdom

I think that it is about time we got rid of the Monarchy and became a Republic.
The Queen costs British taxpayers over £36 million a year via the Sovereign Grant. Plus, once you add the cost of security and miscellaneous items, I bet the bill is closer to £50 Million a year.
Buckingham Palace could be turned into a 5* Hotel, and a Presidential office set up in St James Palace. The revenues from the Buckingham Palace Hotel could then fund the office of the President of the United Kingdom.
Nigel Farage
Photo © Gage Skidmore
Nigel Farage would make a wonderful first President of the United Kingdom. Hell, even President for life.

Duties/Privileges/Decrees could include:

  • 25% discount for President Farage and his family in all British pubs. Also all pubs by law to have a life sized painting of President Farage holding a pint of ‘Real British Beer’.
  • President Farages’ face on the ‘entry denied’ stamp at U.K. immigration desks.
  • President Farage to appear on the £50 note waving a Union Jack flag.
  • All NHS staff to swear an ‘oaf’ (sic) to President Farage and Britishness.
  • Romania to be removed from all map, and its existence expunged from history.
  • British roads only to be used by British passport holders who are third generation British or more. A special permit for those not fitting this requirement at a cost of £50 a day to help fund more border guards.
  • All children born on the 3rd of April (President Farages’ birthday) must by law have Farage for a middle name, and a Union Jack tattoo.
  • Breast feeding to be banned in all public places. All infants found feeding from the breast in public will be forced to be chimney sweeps between the ages of 7-14.

Blog post by Richard Randall

Text Message Scams

Over the last week I’ve been getting some odd scams arriving in my e-mail. Here are 3 examples.
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  • Hey cutie, I saw you on a match site sometime last week, i got some naughtypix 4 ya..text my numbr real quick its +1.848 565 9310.
    Im just a 24 year old female. I’m lookin to meet new friends and maybe hookup.
    txt me if you get a moment please.
  • my digits are 636-754-6011. I’m just a 25 year old gal. I’m looking to meet new people and maybe hookup.txt me if you get a min please.
  • Whats’s up hottie, I saw you on a match site sometime last week, i got sum freakypics 4 you.. sms my num real quick its 63169373 nine one. Im just a 25 year old female. I’m looking to meet new guys and maybe hookup. txt me if you get a chance please.

Sofiya elisetlov@yahoo.com = Scam

Friend

I love to hang out with friends, play some rowdy board games or go outside and run around, it’s also nice to kick back and watch a flick at home in your pajamas every once in a while to unwind from a stressful day. I love playing all kinds of sports.

I am looking for someone who is honest and sincere with a great sense of humor. I would like to spend some time getting to know who you are and what you are about. I am looking for someone who is flexible as I work alot of hours. Strong family values are very important. I prefer someone who is independant and hardworking. The rest we can discuss.
I will finish here…but any other questions, feel free to email. Thanks!

Sofiya elisetlov@yahoo.com gixyco@jekachkagckaccedd.facebookmeets.com

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Marina sokmaaka@yandex.com = Scam

Hello! My name is Marina. I will be very glad to get acquainted with you… At me it is a lot of interests: I the cheerful and sociable woman. I am assured we can to find the general interests. It will be convenient to me to communicate with you by means of an e-mail.
I wait for your letter from a photo. Bye sokmaaka@yandex.com gocuqe@azfkazdkakazjjz.teens-angels.com

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